Driving in the car for a sleepover at Gma's house-
A: Where's the moon?
Me: Well it's really cloudy tonight so I don't think you'll be able to see it.
A: Well that's just great! It's my first time to have a sleepover and now it's ruined!
Giving me her order for the Mexican food place- A: I want a cheese taco with blackamole
A: Sanasauresrex, he's a carnivore. (during dinosaur talk)
A: Hey mom, where did you get this peanut butter pizza? (referring to the peanut brittle)
A: Mom, I can hear my nails growing.
Thinking that she can read the receipt-
A: This says baaaaaad news.
Me: Oh really? what does bad news mean?
A: Well it's not good news!
Saying the family prayer before bed-
B: Thank your for my pirate room. Thank you for pirate beds...Amen!
A few days after I decided we would go to a real pumpkin patch as opposed to the fake carnie one by our house. We were driving home and passed by the fake patch-
A: Boy, sure does look like those kids are having a fun time at the pumpkin patch tonight!
Me: Yeah. It's cause they have cool parents!
His answer to, "does aunt Lindsay have a boy baby or a girl baby in her tummy-
B: A boy baby, a boy baby went up the water spout...
Talking about his whale tattoo on his arm that had sparkles on it-
B: Oh no, where did the sprinkles go on my whale?
He pauses a minute to ponder this
B: I guess they blewed away, sometimes that happens.
Talking to himself in the car-
B: Sorry monkeys, you can't go in my ears!
A: I am going to tell Santa that I want a hang glider for Christmas!
B: What are those? (pointing to my hair)
Me: My bangs.
B: Oh. Bang, bang, bang.
Andie and Brady talking in the backseat of the car-
B: Hey Andie are you a pirate?
A: No
B: Oh, well I am a pirate. This is our pirate car and it says arr Brady Jack Sparrow!
A: I'm hungry
Me: you had breakfast, you had a snack and a cup of juice, what more could you possibly need?
A: I need a pomegranate!
Andie put a xbox headphone on-
A: Hello this is your captain speaking
JJ does the same thing a few minutes later: welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?
A: Brady guns aren't heavy...well maybe to ants.
B: I want to go home and see a superhero
Cam: Oh really, who's a superhero?
B leans in and whispers: Choppy, he is superhero Choppy.
Me: Whoever cleans the most in your room gets a brownie. (Brady runs to his room to clean)
A: Ummm, I'm fine. Who made the brownies?
Me: I did
A jumps up: I'm going to clean the most!!!
